Roy Walker, the once compère of the hit TV gameshow Catchphrase, used to urge the contestants to “Just say what you see!” or “If you see it, say it, thats the way to play it!” Well, here's what I saw.
Someone who looked like they were on the way out with cancer, shaven headed, six stone and drunk. At first I thought it was the Morrison's bum come begging for my shopping receipts again, but then it threw itself against me and started crying: “Triste, it was a fucking nightmare, Darl! A real fucking nightmare!” The voice was familiar, but it was the infamous Red Lesbo shoes which ultimately gave her away. This was no Morrison's bum, but a prison ravaged Verity Cooper, free after 32 days at Her Majesty's expense.
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ReplyDeleteIt's like a sticky kitchen knife through my perm.
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So he tells me anyway.