Not circumstized = not jewish Can't hop = not a frog Cock longer than 3 inches = not scottish
Admittedly, my prolonged brewers droop and penchant for anal sex does seem to hint at some scottish ancestry, but the furthest north my drunken tribe got was Hexham.
This was John McManus, for Southwark news, tramping down the dirt.
Whilst waiting for John I pass my time staring at screen-savers, reading ingredient lists and old phone books. I encourage spam mail and try to make friends with the spammers. I count tiles, bricks and tins of soup and enjoy the sound of lawnmowers.
'John Aaron Baptiste McManus'
ReplyDeleteSo that means you have the blood of Jews Frogs and Scots running through you -
That explains the whole thing!
hahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteI'm so surprised and honoured that I've made the front page! And John has got a new chair. So funny!
ReplyDeleteHelena xx
Abbeygale,
ReplyDeleteNot circumstized = not jewish
Can't hop = not a frog
Cock longer than 3 inches = not scottish
Admittedly, my prolonged brewers droop and penchant for anal sex does seem to hint at some scottish ancestry, but the furthest north my drunken tribe got was Hexham.
This was John McManus, for Southwark news, tramping down the dirt.