Tristram's Birthday: Sunday 3rd October
Cheap jam sponge or something a little more exciting? How will Mr Spencer celebrate his 32nd year in hell?
Trolley Dash August 2010
Did Tristram accidently pick up a REAL bargain?
Brian the Postboy's gift to John: an ankle bracelet inscribed 'Super Dong'
Scrap metal or has John been 'tagged'. Is Tristram Spencer really the only fated man in town?
The Dangerous Dandy by Barbara Cartland
Will Tristram finally be brought to account for his love of Babs? And: is 25 years hard labour enough?
An Influx of Pigeons
Is there still some hope for the fated Mr Spencer?
'John Aaron Baptiste McManus'
ReplyDeleteSo that means you have the blood of Jews Frogs and Scots running through you -
That explains the whole thing!
hahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteI'm so surprised and honoured that I've made the front page! And John has got a new chair. So funny!
ReplyDeleteHelena xx
Abbeygale,
ReplyDeleteNot circumstized = not jewish
Can't hop = not a frog
Cock longer than 3 inches = not scottish
Admittedly, my prolonged brewers droop and penchant for anal sex does seem to hint at some scottish ancestry, but the furthest north my drunken tribe got was Hexham.
This was John McManus, for Southwark news, tramping down the dirt.