I honestly don't know if life is playing a nasty trick on me or a hilarious practical joke. This evening John said that tomorrow he wants me to take him to 'Dino's Hairdressers' so as he can get a tight perm. He said that a perm would better bring out the natural contours of his face and would also be more fitting for someone in a wheelchair. Well, I almost choked on my cup of Lady Grey. I looked at him and just couldn't help laughing.
A tight perm! I'm not sure even I could love a man with genital hair on his head.
About Tristram Spencer
- Waiting For John
- Whilst waiting for John I pass my time staring at screen-savers, reading ingredient lists and old phone books. I encourage spam mail and try to make friends with the spammers. I count tiles, bricks and tins of soup and enjoy the sound of lawnmowers.
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An Influx of Pigeons
Is there still some hope for the fated Mr Spencer?
The Dangerous Dandy by Barbara Cartland
Will Tristram finally be brought to account for his love of Babs? And: is 25 years hard labour enough?
Brian the Postboy's gift to John: an ankle bracelet inscribed 'Super Dong'
Scrap metal or has John been 'tagged'. Is Tristram Spencer really the only fated man in town?
Trolley Dash August 2010
Did Tristram accidently pick up a REAL bargain?
Tristram's Birthday: Sunday 3rd October
Cheap jam sponge or something a little more exciting? How will Mr Spencer celebrate his 32nd year in hell?
What John purchased on the 15th July
A Flamingo flower. Expensive ashtray or is John getting 'green fingers'???
Garden Centre 21st June.
Tristram buys 10 ugly green window boxes and a variety of plants.
Leaflet put through Tristram's door: Church Fete 23rd June 2010.
One to mark down in the diary???
What Tristram saw on the 5th June
Tristram's Reported Death 13th May
Significant? maybe...
Tristram's Dream from the 9th May
Significant????
My Loose Thread by Dennis Cooper
The Start of it All
Abigail Winthrope (Mrs) and The Nerdettes are the creation of Joseph Mills. All words for this player are written by him. Click Abigail's pic to find out more about Joe.
Sometimes Thy Don't Come Back
Various artists and writers represent 'loss' in unique ways.
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- Introduction of Dr. Dennis
- Introduction of Jaws
- Introduction of Mother
- Introduction of my unfortunate Brother
- Introduction of Steve The Spammer (Princess Agipoki)
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Typical queer!
ReplyDeleteAfter all he's done and got away with you'd ditch him because of a haircut...
Don't start that lark Abigail... It was you who first mentionned poodles! X
ReplyDeleteI understand now:
ReplyDeleteThere can only be ONE poodle in this relationship.