#161

6 comments:

  1. Oh Verity get a fucking life!

    It's absulutely obvious to me that Tristy offed John accidentally. There was no malice aforethought. Even if there was, he deserved it.

    And where do you get off with all the moralizing? Given your history.

    Anyway. That's my stuff said.

    Tristy, those Gurny Nutting links looked familiar. Every day I investigate my nephew's online activities. Saying no more. Except that some of them are Quite Interesting

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  2. Tristram wot are those labels u're using for ur email:

    Cockrings
    Mum Nude Pics
    Watersports

    ????

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  3. And yet you didn't delete the emails. Tsk.

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  4. Dear Tristram,

    My initial suspicions over the loyalty of Verity have been confirmed.
    She is no more concerned for your welfare than the Pope is wondering
    when he will be able to fit in a game of golf with you. This
    self-centred and perfidious creature has simply got to go, if you have
    decided not to flee the country. Why not invite her to tea today to
    show her 'the book'?

    It will be very easy - a plastic bag over the head will do nicely: make
    sure it is a thick one, to avoid splits and tears. Avoid the garotte -
    defecation as she expires is bound to stain the furniture. The other
    risk is decapitation, if you are too vigorous - if she is fit, the blood
    could hit the ceiling, and painting ceilings is always such a chore.

    I was looking for the address of a local piggery, but they seem to be
    more well guarded than the crown jewels - possibly because of the
    incidence of Hep E, Chlamydia, and other nasties that are in the herd
    (shudders). (Note to self - see local rabbi with a view to conversion).

    On the other hand, you may not fancy another session of home butchery.
    If you can borrow or hire a car, why not take a trip to Cornwall, and
    drop the body down a mone shaft? Read this :
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/collapsing-mineshafts-put-cornish-homes-in-danger-1548979.html

    and you can use this
    http://www.enjoyengland.com/destinations/find/south-west/cornwall/bodmin-moor.aspx
    as a start point for making your plan. Let's face it, having gone to
    all that trouble, you might as well have a spot of tea and enjoy the
    autumnal afternoon.

    Have fun. (And book that flight or ferry now).

    G =]

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  5. @ Mrs Winthrope: Yes you're right, there was no malice involved, even if I was a little angry at the time. Just a slip, that's what it was: I slipped!

    Your nephew seems to be maturing along common lines. If it helps, it's quite normal. X

    @ Gay God: Yeah, a bit of a blunder there. X

    @ Simon: Oh, I've deleted the mails. This (the blog) is no-man's land... I can show them off quite safely here . X

    Gurney: Maybe I will leave the country if I think I'll be caught, but my hope is that no-one will ever suspect John was murdered and his disappearance will be marked down as just another 'youngish (schizophrenic) runaway. That's my hope, so ideas of fleeing the country are very far from my mind. Still, thanks for the suggestion, it may come in handy.

    I still have hope in verity... I think she's one of the genuine good people around and I think she'll come through in the end. But yes, if there's any hint she's going to the police I'll put a stop to her immediately. I can't bare loud-mouths.

    Cornwall??? Bodmin??? Brings to mind 'beast'??? Oh yes, The Beast of Bodmin, apparently 'gay friendly'.


    Thanks for the links (I hope everyone enjoys them).X

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  6. Its all seems to be playing on Verity's mind.. She is not the only one..
    I ventured out of the house today.. something of a rare occurrence to take my son to the Doctor
    On the way there I see several Wheelchair signs .. and my brain immediately thinks "Waiting for John"
    Then as if by magic.. in the words of Mr Benn.. appears a man in glasses with a tartan blanket no less, being pushed across the road.. I nearly shouted out "There's John" and was smiling for a moment..
    My son was rather concerned that I had' lost it' and maybe he should give me his appointment... xx

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