I have the hardest hard-on in the world. It is the kind of erection that can get a man into trouble. John is out in just over two days and my mind has slipped into the gutter thinking of the intense, dirty, dangerous, clean sex we' will have. I shiver with excitement at the thought of my cock springing free from my pants and John's slightly magnified eyes staring at it greedily through his Elvis Costello type glasses. It's weird, but after a forced absence of sex, it is once again the smaller, more innocent thoughts which seem to excite me the most.

On a separate note from John's return there is another local event which is raising some erections all of its own:

A fat bosomed woman with a bowl haircut, bible shaped shoes and a wart put that through my letterbox this morning. Apart from the 'prayer' bit, it seems tailor made for Yours Truly. Ever since winning my first goldfish in a prize draw at the age on ten I've had a kind of fetish for raffles and tombolas. And who knows, maybe even Mrs Abigail Winthrope and the Nerdettes will be there?


  1. The Nerdettes don't get out much. Rather, The Nerdettes aren't allowed out much.The latest Apple toy launch wiped them out. Steve Jobs is their Fred Phelps.

    Shall I be there? Well, my jumble sales were legendary and it would be painful to slum it.

    But I may appear.In disguise.As Jesus did to the apostles.

    I may even perform miracles.

  2. No comments on your iron bar hard on ?

    What has a boy to do these daze to get noticed ?

    Maybe everybody is too busy watching the soccer ball world series ?

  3. Tristram Dear,

    What time does the church fete start? There's no time on the leaflet. X

  4. Trist,

    No time on the flyer darling. How's anyone supposed to know what time the Tombola starts?


  5. Tristram SpencaaAAHHH... Muh man!

    Not sure if anyone else has picked up on this, but there's no start time on leaflet. Morning or afternoon?


    ps: I'll be there for the prayer. Will tell you all about it soon.

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  7. Not wanting to piss on the parade but there isn't a kick-off time to the fete.

    What. time. will. we. leave.?


  8. @ Mrs Winthrope: Would it be another mortel sin to give John a blowjob in the church? (If o-ones looking?)X

    @ Mind of Mine: He's in a mental institution. If you enjoy it, you should read it from the start. X

    @ Kinkynik: What indeed! See my answer to Abigail above. X

    @ Mum, Verity, Steve, John (X): 1pm, thedesigner fucked it up.

    @ jaws: Why is my goldfish calling me a "cunt" on the internet?
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